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Lukas Jensen

I anticipate that if a multi-million pound offer comes in for Lukas from a Billy big bollocks mafia funded high flyer, the response from all parties at LCFC will be “get stuffed, Lukas and the Imps are going places your shrimp sandwich eating champagne drinking riviera lifestyle couldn’t even dream of”. UTI👊👊👊
 
Wonder if Burnley have first refusal on Lukas?
Work with a Burnley fan and he's gutted they let him go.
 
I’m sure Jensen would get good advice against signing for Brum….. until they offer us £1million and Jensen a contract worth £12k a week for 3 years. Where do I sign mate would be the likely comeback.
Basket case clubs are usually extremely good news for players.

Until the brown stuff really hits the fan when the basket case club morphs into a demon for not paying player wages.

Who would be a footballer?

Me, actually.